dear shelby

I just thought that you’d maybe like to know that i officially hate the state of Florida. It swollowed you up and took you away from me, like some kind of evil monster. Oh i bet you love Florida now, Florida is your bestfriend. Look shelby, im sorry that i cant provide you with disneyland, and scream parks, and cute little boats on cute little rivers. But you know what shelby, i have a tent, a tent that you are welcome to no matter what. No $40 dollar admission crap. But now that you have experienced this stupid state and all it has to offer you, im probably just an insignificant joke. Wow, i never thought that the jealousy of a state could get the best of me, but it is. You know what though? I’m gunna be okay, because pretty soon you’re gunna realize that a measly piece of land will never be a better friend than i’ve been. No part of florida is going to listen to your secrets, thats for damn sure, you know that cute little river of yours? Yeah, that river is hundreds of miles away from you as of now. I’m close. Real close. So when you need a best friend, where are you gunna go? Thats what i thought, you’re gunna come running down that hill right to my little ol house and my little ol tent. And even though i feel a bit abandoned by you and your stupid state of a best friend (yes i hope you read this florida) i still want you to come straight to my front door (of my tent) the second you get off that plane. You down? Lemmeknow. You know i love you girl<3

oh..hi.

shelby here. i just wanted to let you know megan, that i would very much like you to spend the night this weekend.. you know. try out my new bed? it’s cool. i promise. but anyways. i was thinking today and i realized something. our friendship is very extraordinary if you ask me. we fight everyday. but we make up knowing that sometimes we’re all we got. i constantly tell you how much i love you. because it’s the truth. and i never want you to forget that. most of the time we’re more like sisters than anything. we have some of the funnest times together. we both sort of have this unique sense of humor. only we understand.. which may get us into trouble from time to time. but we’re cute, so we get out of it. you’re my bitch. i’m your whore. end of story. we plan parties of two, weeks ahead. but hey, you can never be too excited. we talk an unbelievable amount of shit. megan i hate to say this.. but you and i, have a problem. intervention, here we come! ah the life. not to mention we got our boys. and we got our tent. we have the best friendship ever. and i don’t ever, ever want to lose you.

dear shelby,

wishing you the best of luck on your first day of school.

i love you bestfriend.

<3

dear bestfriend.

hello. it’s me, shelby. how are you? good i assume considering the circumstances. the asian just texted you. i’m going to go ahead and read it. i was thinking we could make a talkshow like, alexa chung and talk to people like jack daniels and jose cuervos. or bill clinton? you know, respectable people along those lines. you’re mom likes me better than you. just sayinnn. you down for some sisterhood of the traveling pants? lemme know.

love, shelby

out of the ordinary

so today we had a nice little rendezevous at paradise valley mall.